Thursday, August 7th, 2003

If you want to get some action on a Saturday night, dental hygiene is essential. Altruistic as they are, Signal have developed a new toothpaste for the young and frisky, and have called it Xperience. The summer was hot and full of festivals, what better occasion to give promiscuous audiences a taste of the new product. And they even took pictures!
You can witness all of this tongue-twisting action on the sizzlingly hot site we built for them on www.signalxperience.be

Thursday, August 7th, 2003

If you’d like to meet more ladies with nice swoops, you’re too late. You should’ve been at the beach on the fifteenth. We missed you.
If you want to be there next time, visit the site (www.redbullswoop.be), check out the Alert page and sign up for free sms or even mms alerts (a Belgium first?). large-scale use of mms messaging, and we’re really proud of that. We even had cake and a little bit too much to drink. You can still find out what a swoop is, exactly, and even send pictures of one to your friends. You can also send pictures of seminaked men doing a swoop to your friends, if that’s what you like to do.
Make sure to enjoy the ominous helicopter sound on the home page. We don’t listen to anything else anymore.

Thursday, August 7th, 2003

It’s starting to look like an addiction, we know. Once more onto the breach my friends or, in this case, the next I Love Techno Indoor edition. It’s back to basics this time, with guerilla graffiti style graphics. Even the web site is off limits to the Unworthy Ones. Admitted, the “secret code” isn’t exactly cypherphreak-grade, but it’s all good fun.
You’ll get the full lowdown on all things I Love Techno very soon, just keep watching this space: www.ilovetechno.be. Remember, it’s in October, not November.

Thursday, August 7th, 2003


We were slightly worried when one of our esteemed colleagues sent us this postcard. Especially since we hadn’t seen any obituary. It would be very inconsiderate to die and just send a postcard.
All our worries were taken away, however, when Hell turned out to be a perfectly normal godfearing little town in the middle of Norway.
And we even have photographic evidence.